you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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