We need to rekindle our bromance
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I didn't notice because vodka
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
third nipple confirmed
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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