either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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