It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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