Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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