Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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