take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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