it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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