I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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