Banned from zoo.
Again?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
you never un-have a 4some
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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