Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
All the doctor said was why
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