I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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