did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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