David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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