glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
