Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Shame - the story of my life.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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