from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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