Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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