Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize