Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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