By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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