if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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