this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
barbara walters just said penis...
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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