and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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