he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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