In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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