Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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