she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Edward fifth and chaser hands
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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