you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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