my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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