yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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