You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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