i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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