The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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