My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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