i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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