I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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