yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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