I'm jealous of your bromance
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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