maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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