In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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