Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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