Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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