Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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