Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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