How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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