Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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