She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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