You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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