i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
whose ass print is on the piano?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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