Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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