she was so not down for the gang bang
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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