8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
