GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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