y did u give ur computer a hand job?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
