Well apparently he's into motor boating.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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